Shitposting for the Fempire
The Top Posts of /r/KotakuinAction: a ballad of effort driven laziness.
So a few days ago I made a post about how on /r/KotakuinAction, you have to scroll down a lot of posts in the "top posts of all time" category to find any post relating to just video games.
So I'm going to go through those and make fun of them because I'm a smug jerk
Post #1 - "Cyanide & Happiness animator nails the Fine Bros drama"
Know what? Good for them. Their top post of all time isn't a sexist piece of crap. It doesn't have anything to do with video games, but hey, it isn't awful.
It's just blatant Ellen Pao hate. It's old now since the whole thing happened years ago. Not really sure what to say.
'WHAT ABOUT SRS"!!! Again. I don't really have much to say.
Post number four - "Yale girl who screamed at professor, "who the fuck hired you!?" served on search committee that hired professor."
Again, how does this have anything to do with video games, or even ethics!?
Post numero 5 - "A joke making fun of Reddit CEO Ellen Pao is removed for "harassment" after receiving more than 3000 upvotes."
Rule 4: Posts that result in any harassment of an individual...
Everyone in the comments are harassing Ellen Pao
WHY WAS THIS BANNED GUYS!?!?!?!? CENCORSHEEEP!!!!
Oh what do ya know, something I can actually comment on! (Wooh!) So, if you don't know, there is a boss in Dark Souls who, in his lore, he was raised as a woman and his asthetics are very feminine, so to speak. I'm assuming (since they didn't post the actual comment, just the mod chat log), what the person posted, was a player made message from the game saying "Amazing Trap Ahead" in front of the boss room, referencing the fact that the boss looks like a woman but is actually a man. (Tr*p is a slur for trans people) So yes, this was transphobic and deserving of punishment
This sorta kinda relates to video games... but not really.
And on this day, reddit was actually a decent place.
Beitrag Nummer 8 - "[Censorship]Youtube cuts ad revenue for Phillip Defranco for posting Annaliese Nielsen video"
OH NO A PRIVATE COMPANY REMOVED A VIDEO OF SOMEONE BEING A JERK!!! MAH FREEZE PEACH!!!
Again, nothing to do with video games
우편 번호 (9) - "Maddox with a perfect response!"
Just old Ghostbusers movie hate. Nothing really to talk about. Still awful and still has nothing to do with gaming
More Ellen Pao hate. I'm seeing a pattern.
Rhif y swydd 11 - "/r/all : I encourage you to unsubscribe from /r/news"
/r/news won't let people be racist. How terrible /s.
What does this have to do with video games?
Tbh, I have no idea what's going on here. No context is given... which seems to be a pattern in a lot of these posts...
The mods are trying to stop people spamming. How terrible. /s
Номер сообщения 14 - Facebook declares Wikileaks links "unsafe"
One person experienced this and no one else is having a problem. This is totally something to worry about guys!!!! /s
Messaggio numero 15 - "Found this on /r/WTF"
A person couldn't find a sub to post his video in.
Uhh, anyone know when we're getting to video games?
آخر عدد 16 -"An old Reddit admin speaks his mind."
Just more Ellen Pao hate... I'm legit feeling tired of this right now.
FINALLY! VIDEO GAMES!! Oh wow that was an experience.
The post itself. It's just making fun "SJWs". Par for the course really. I can't really say anything that hasn't already been said.
That was anti-climatic.




Ugh… I almost never touch that sub. They discuss video games as frequently as fortune cookies contain fortunes, and they seem to equate improvement with ‘censorship.’ Was Pixar ‘censoring itself’ because they turned their embarrassing, edgy adult film into a buddy flick for the whole family? Had LoserGate existed back then, I wouldn’t put it past them!
Funny how they like to hypothesize that SRS either controls the admins or are them, but their website is still filled with puke. Hmm! I wonder why!
Also funny: Columbines deciding for others what’s harassment and what’s a joke. FREEDOM!
I would love a condition like that. Usually when I’m kicked out of some place, nobody bothers to explain where I went wrong, much less give me a chance at redemption. Everything is obvious!