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Hey LGC, Trump wants to know what he should say in the presidential debates. Let's let him know what's important to us!
TRUMP Debate Preparation Survey
Paid for by the Trump Make America Great Again Committee, a joint fundraising committee authorized by and composed of Donald J. Trump for President, Inc. and the Republican National Committee.
gop.com
Use the "Other (please specify)" section liberally ;).




Really telling how they consistently call Trump by his last name and Clinton by her first.
Well, you could be meaning Bill if you say Clinton, since he was president, but when you say Trump, people know you aren't referring to Melania, because she isn't as well known.
Sure, but Bill Clinton isn't the one currently running for president. No one had a problem just calling Dubya "Bush" when he was running.
I feel we should bring up that very important issue.
Hippos, in the Louisiana swamps. (See: https://read.atavist.com/american-hippopotamus) Supposedly, the government once almost voted to solve a meat shortage by releasing hippos in the Louisiana swamplands.
We should revive this obviously important issue. Hippos could be a boon these economic times. We could replace welfare entirely with hippo meat rations.
Tell Trump that we want lake cow bacon and we want it now!
Yeah... but hippos are dangerous to humans... they kill more people than lions do.
Also, what does hippo meat taste like?
I didn't say it was a good plan. :D
"Hippopotamus. In the words of author and hunter Peter Hathaway Capstick, 'It is my personal opinion that hippo meat is one of the finest of game foods … The taste is mild, less than lamb and more than beef, slightly more marbled than usual venison. It tastes exactly like, well, hippo.'" - via Mental Floss
Hippo tastes like hippo.
If hippos are that dangerous, we'll just give people bigger guns! (It tastes like chicken.)
Hmmm. Sounds... interesting. Would it be good with Siracha?
Well, the south would love that!
I'm sorry, that was stereotypical, but, you know, a lot of people in the south are for the 2nd amendment.
According to people who like Siracha, everything is. So, I'm going with "yes!"
Stereotypes are the foundation of most humor. I get it.
There is such a fine line though between making a joke and sounding bigoted. I retyped my gun comment a couple of times, then realized that if the comment was about an object rather than about a people, it would still have humor and the effect I wanted without being a generalization or a personal affront. (I say this, because I just realized what I'd done and it's something I want to explore more.)
But they're so cute and pudgie, and they twirl their ears! <3 <3 <3 <3
That's just so they can LURE YOU TO YOUR DOOM.
But they are cute aren't they? :D
Hey look, /reads has hippos today too! I think we have a theme going. https://www.imzy.com/reads/post/american_hippopotamus_this_is_true_story_very
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I may, possibly, be an avid lurker of that community. And may have, possibly, started reading that article. (Haven't finished. Can't let AWESOME HIPPOS distract me from actual work. ...but hippos!)
I cannot express how much I desperately hope this is the last brigade called for on Imzy.
I'm not calling for a brigade, I'm encouraging Americans to become active in the election process.
coffee
ABSOLUTELY
I signed my answers off as George Washington and put the White House's Zip code... hehe.
o god
Some Steve Austin quotes from 30 Rock come to mind...
Reference source
"I am ending my campaign for President of the United States."
That's all I ever want him to say.
I want him to say "YOU FOOLS. IT WAS A JOKE. Are you people actually this stupid???"
It would make me respect him a lot more.
"I lied to you. We are the enemy."