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Posted bySalaam4Everyonein/lets_grab_coffee-Sep 21, 2016 at 7:41 AM

Hey LGC, Trump wants to know what he should say in the presidential debates. Let's let him know what's important to us!

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TRUMP Debate Preparation Survey

Paid for by the Trump Make America Great Again Committee, a joint fundraising committee authorized by and composed of Donald J. Trump for President, Inc. and the Republican National Committee.

gop.com

Use the "Other (please specify)" section liberally ;).

Comments25
  • phidariSep 21, 2016 at 11:05 AM

    Really telling how they consistently call Trump by his last name and Clinton by her first.

    • Salaam4EveryoneSep 21, 2016 at 11:09 AM

      Well, you could be meaning Bill if you say Clinton, since he was president, but when you say Trump, people know you aren't referring to Melania, because she isn't as well known.

      • phidariSep 21, 2016 at 12:25 PM

        Sure, but Bill Clinton isn't the one currently running for president. No one had a problem just calling Dubya "Bush" when he was running.

  • FireflyWaltzSep 21, 2016 at 8:07 AM

    I feel we should bring up that very important issue.

    Hippos, in the Louisiana swamps. (See: https://read.atavist.com/american-hippopotamus) Supposedly, the government once almost voted to solve a meat shortage by releasing hippos in the Louisiana swamplands.

    We should revive this obviously important issue. Hippos could be a boon these economic times. We could replace welfare entirely with hippo meat rations.

    Tell Trump that we want lake cow bacon and we want it now!

    • Salaam4EveryoneSep 21, 2016 at 8:31 AM

      Yeah... but hippos are dangerous to humans... they kill more people than lions do.

      Also, what does hippo meat taste like?

      • FireflyWaltzSep 21, 2016 at 8:37 AM

        I didn't say it was a good plan. :D

        "Hippopotamus. In the words of author and hunter Peter Hathaway Capstick, 'It is my personal opinion that hippo meat is one of the finest of game foods … The taste is mild, less than lamb and more than beef, slightly more marbled than usual venison. It tastes exactly like, well, hippo.'" - via Mental Floss

        Hippo tastes like hippo.

      • Whiskey_NeatSep 21, 2016 at 8:48 AM

        If hippos are that dangerous, we'll just give people bigger guns! (It tastes like chicken.)

      • Salaam4EveryoneSep 21, 2016 at 8:53 AM

        Hmmm. Sounds... interesting. Would it be good with Siracha?

      • Salaam4EveryoneSep 21, 2016 at 8:54 AM

        Well, the south would love that!

        I'm sorry, that was stereotypical, but, you know, a lot of people in the south are for the 2nd amendment.

      • Whiskey_NeatSep 21, 2016 at 8:56 AM

        According to people who like Siracha, everything is. So, I'm going with "yes!"

      • Whiskey_NeatSep 21, 2016 at 9:06 AM

        Stereotypes are the foundation of most humor. I get it.

        There is such a fine line though between making a joke and sounding bigoted. I retyped my gun comment a couple of times, then realized that if the comment was about an object rather than about a people, it would still have humor and the effect I wanted without being a generalization or a personal affront. (I say this, because I just realized what I'd done and it's something I want to explore more.)

      • KaityDidSep 21, 2016 at 9:18 AM

        But they're so cute and pudgie, and they twirl their ears! <3 <3 <3 <3

      • FireflyWaltzSep 21, 2016 at 9:19 AM

        That's just so they can LURE YOU TO YOUR DOOM.

        But they are cute aren't they? :D

      • Salaam4EveryoneSep 21, 2016 at 9:24 AM

        So cute

    • Whiskey_NeatSep 21, 2016 at 9:10 AM

      Hey look, /reads has hippos today too! I think we have a theme going. https://www.imzy.com/reads/post/american_hippopotamus_this_is_true_story_very

      • FireflyWaltzSep 21, 2016 at 9:14 AM

        shifty eyes

        I may, possibly, be an avid lurker of that community. And may have, possibly, started reading that article. (Haven't finished. Can't let AWESOME HIPPOS distract me from actual work. ...but hippos!)

  • stile99Sep 21, 2016 at 8:17 AM

    I cannot express how much I desperately hope this is the last brigade called for on Imzy.

    • Salaam4EveryoneSep 21, 2016 at 8:30 AM

      I'm not calling for a brigade, I'm encouraging Americans to become active in the election process.

  • AnonInclinationsLornaSep 21, 2016 at 7:55 AM

    coffee

    • Salaam4EveryoneSep 21, 2016 at 7:58 AM

      ABSOLUTELY

      I signed my answers off as George Washington and put the White House's Zip code... hehe.

      • AnonInclinationsLornaSep 21, 2016 at 7:59 AM

        o god

  • MisterWoodhouseSep 21, 2016 at 9:03 AM

    Some Steve Austin quotes from 30 Rock come to mind...

    Reference source

  • WillMunSep 22, 2016 at 12:46 PM

    "I am ending my campaign for President of the United States."

    That's all I ever want him to say.

    • Salaam4EveryoneSep 22, 2016 at 12:49 PM

      I want him to say "YOU FOOLS. IT WAS A JOKE. Are you people actually this stupid???"

      It would make me respect him a lot more.

  • Whisper1Sep 21, 2016 at 8:59 AM

    "I lied to you. We are the enemy."

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