When you live in a city with 2.3 cafes per person

When you live in a city with 2.3 cafes per person

Ok, I made that stat up, but it's the vibe that counts.

Added bonus: asked my dad to order me a double shot affogato, he manages to find the youngest, newest server on staff, and orders an "avocado". In all the confusion, I get served my affogato with a shot of Frangelico, all for the price of a short black. Only thing that would have made this day better is if I had been served a confused, unpeeled avocado on the side.

What has everyone else got? Do I win this Sunday?