A place to complain, whine, share, and laugh about the horrors that visit us once a month (supposedly).
App choices inadequate
I mentioned this earlier on discord, but Middling says I should share here.
I use an app to track my period. Choices for flow: Spotting, light, medium, heavy. There's also a thing to mark cramps.
I say this doesn't give me the option that explains what I go through.
There is no option for two gnomes have commited ritual double homicide in my uterus and have used my kidneys to dance a jig before continuing on with their slaughter. Along they way they decided that everything in their way was collateral damage, chunks of flesh, possible a fallopian tube, my entire lower back. "Heavy" isn't a description for this flow. This is a murder scene. No pad, tampon, or cup can contain this. This isn't containable. This is when you hide in the corner of the shower and hope the end of the week comes before the California water police do.




.....so your period is going well? 😇
I love this so much. See awesome banner update.
Actually a picture of my house right now. ;)
I just laughed so hard I scared the cats. Thank you for sharing this Mimi!!
[Content deleted by author]
I've seen my doctor. I have endo. I was also not supposed to be able to get pregnant. No one told my kids that. (My middling was born with an IUD stuck to their head. My body doesn't listen to anyone.)