I got this fortune once that said, "You have many friends." Which seemed presumptuous and more of a statement of an existing norm than a prediction of the future. That said, I know you can order fortune cookies where you supply the fortune messages: http://www.fancyfortunecookies.com/Articles.asp?ID=142 I've wanted an occasion to use this but haven't found it yet.
I want to order a bunch that just say, "Meh." And maybe salt our local Noodle House's batch with them. :D
I hate it when my mom breaks into the fortune cookie writers room.
HAHAHAHA!
I got this fortune once that said, "You have many friends."
Which seemed presumptuous and more of a statement of an existing norm than a prediction of the future.
That said, I know you can order fortune cookies where you supply the fortune messages:
http://www.fancyfortunecookies.com/Articles.asp?ID=142
I've wanted an occasion to use this but haven't found it yet.
Open up the "stick with your wife" barrel!
Nice reference!
I want to order a bunch that just say, "Meh." And maybe salt our local Noodle House's batch with them. :D
Haha so much yes.
.... In bed?? Hah. Amazing.
Sometimes the "kid friendly" ...in the bathtub makes it even better.
Haha oh my!