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misbegotten

misbegotten

MISfortunes

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Posted bymisbegottenin/misbegotten-Oct 03, 2016 at 1:44 AM

Fortune of the Day

  • fortune cookies
Fortune of the Day

Don't you love it when your fortunes lecture you?

Comments10
  • misbeZORKenOct 03, 2016 at 4:36 AM

    I hate it when my mom breaks into the fortune cookie writers room.

    • misbegottenOct 03, 2016 at 4:37 AM

      HAHAHAHA!

      • misbeZORKenOct 03, 2016 at 5:13 AM

        I got this fortune once that said, "You have many friends."

        Which seemed presumptuous and more of a statement of an existing norm than a prediction of the future.

        That said, I know you can order fortune cookies where you supply the fortune messages:

        http://www.fancyfortunecookies.com/Articles.asp?ID=142

        I've wanted an occasion to use this but haven't found it yet.

      • misbegottenOct 03, 2016 at 5:15 AM

        Open up the "stick with your wife" barrel!

      • misbeZORKenOct 03, 2016 at 5:16 AM

        Nice reference!

      • misbegottenOct 03, 2016 at 5:31 AM

        I want to order a bunch that just say, "Meh." And maybe salt our local Noodle House's batch with them. :D

      • LizzieOct 03, 2016 at 6:09 AM

        Haha so much yes.

  • LizzieOct 03, 2016 at 6:09 AM

    .... In bed?? Hah. Amazing.

    • MimiheartOct 03, 2016 at 7:57 AM

      Sometimes the "kid friendly" ...in the bathtub makes it even better.

      • LizzieOct 03, 2016 at 7:59 AM

        Haha oh my!

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