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misbegotten

misbegotten

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Posted bymisbegottenin/misbegotten-Oct 27, 2016 at 2:24 AM

If Women Wrote Men the Way Men Write Women.

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If Women Wrote Men the Way Men Write Women.

If Women Wrote Men the Way Men Write Women. There is a particular look about a teenage boy that lets you know what kind of man he'll be. A certain fullness of lips, a frank sensuality in his gaze.

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I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

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  • [deleted]Oct 27, 2016 at 5:15 AMDeleted

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    • misbegottenOct 27, 2016 at 6:02 AM

      I just... LOL!

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      • misbegottenOct 27, 2016 at 6:04 AM

        I'm listening to bad love songs on youtube. For research.

        ::falls over laughing::

        Just got up again. Not nearly enough sleep, but was having a really bad dream. :P

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      • misbegottenOct 27, 2016 at 6:05 AM

        OMG YES!

  • IngridMatthewsOct 27, 2016 at 5:59 AM

    "His feet were average-sized, and there was hair on his toes that he should probably take care of before tonight. "

    Annnnd, this is where I lost it.

    • misbegottenOct 27, 2016 at 6:01 AM

      It's really hard to laugh yourself silly at 4:30 AM without waking the SO! <3

  • Twining_IvyOct 27, 2016 at 6:00 AM

    I love McSweeney's

    • misbegottenOct 27, 2016 at 6:01 AM

      I forget to check it. There's always such good stuff there!

      • Twining_IvyOct 27, 2016 at 6:03 AM

        And their hard copy texts are fabulous collectables!

  • MimiheartOct 27, 2016 at 8:21 AM

    On the one hand, yes. There are quite a few ridiculous writers of women out there. (And not all of them are men, sadly. See Twilight for details.)

    On the other hand -- sometimes the way women write men (especially gay men) is just as bad as the way men write women. It's not the same, obviously, but look at a good portion of slash fanfic and m/m stuff out there written by women. Not all of it, but a good portion of it, has absolutely ridiculous caricatures of how the author seems to think people of the opposite gender think. (And in the case of slash, I'm pretty sure that many guys would never eat. They'd just live in bed and waste away after dying of sex...)

    • misbegottenOct 27, 2016 at 8:31 AM

      They'd just live in bed and waste away after dying of sex...

      Again, I'm nearly in tears from laughing. :D

      • MimiheartOct 27, 2016 at 8:43 AM

        Set up a gofundme. Gay fiction characters in need of food and ointment, not necessarily in that order.

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