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Bad sex award goes to Italian novelist Erri De Luca's genital 'ballet dancers'
Italian author, poet and translator Erri De Luca has added another accolade to his glittering career - although this may be one he would prefer to have avoided. The winner of the 2013 European Prize for Literature, hailed as "writer of the decade" by Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera in 2009, has won the 24th annual Literary Review Bad sex award for a passage in his novel The Day Before Happiness.
“My prick was a plank stuck to her stomach. With a swerve of her hips, she turned me over and I was on top of her. She opened her legs, pulled up her dress and, holding my hips over her, pushed my prick against her opening. I was her plaything, which she moved around. Our sexes were ready, poised in expectation, barely touching each other: ballet dancers hovering en pointe.”




I feel like I've read this passage before!
A plank stuck to her stomach...
Classic!
Yeah -- like this won before!
Well... That's something alright.