Moonbeam Cafe: for the night owls. We are not afraid of the dark. Pour a drink and stay a while.
Made Up Secrets:
We're all guilty of a few white lies while trying to impress someone we're attracted to.
Make up some "secrets" you would tell someone after having a few drinks.



"I'm an entrepreneur" (translation drug dealer or unemployed)
Or both!
Hmm.
"I fought a Bear once"
Scary!
"I can play guitar"
You CAN play guitar. :)
That's pretty good!
@ifindkarma is SO kind that they can't even make up lies for giggles.
I like digging holes with a guitar.
"I've totally read (insert name of obscure book here) it's overrated"
Most obscure books are overrated.
I would never actually use these lies, but I'm gonna think of some good ones if I can.
Let's see.
I went to space
I like to play piano from the top of the piano
I like to play piano from the inside of the piano
Will you come join me inside the piano?
I can tie the cherry stem with my tongue
I speak fluent Italian
I saw you from space
Come join me in outer space
I'm a member of the CIA
I'm a secretive and seductive spy
Like on Alias
I'm hosting a masquerade ball
You should totally come
I do want to host a masquerade ball.
Those are pretty fabulous lies.
I can tie the cherry stem with my tongue with you inside the piano with me
I'd need a few before I fell for that
lol
INSIDE the piano?
YUP
It's dark inside a piano. Is it stormy too?
Dark and Stormy. Mmm
Oh my!!!!
this is... peculiar
gotta try out that giphy filter
so pretty
oh so pretty...
so pretty and witty and gay!
You forgot to mention that you're a detective. :)
:) :) :)
I'm scared of which dusky corners of my mind you'll witness over here, @ifindkarma...
It's all good, Elly. :)