Moonbeam Café LOVELINE (with Dr. Zork, Nurse Eilis & The Lizard Queen!) August 3, 2016

DISCLAIMER: We are NOT licensed professionals and are not necessarily more qualified than anyone else to offer relationship advice!

That said, Happy Humpday and WELCOME TO THE MOONBEAM CAFE LOVELINE!!!

Post your relationship questions here!

Post anonymously and/or with name!

I'll be on and off today and it may take a while for me to respond to every query but I shall endeavor to respond to them all with varying levels of efficacy!

In addition, I hereby invite @Eilis and @TheLizardQueen to muck in the muckiness and offer advice, as well! It'll probably be better than mine, quite frankly.

We now open the floor for questions...