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Moonbeam Cafe

Moonbeam Cafe

Moonbeam Cafe: for the night owls. We are not afraid of the dark. Pour a drink and stay a while.

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Posted byVertigoKeyzin/moonbeam_cafe-Aug 05, 2016 at 8:13 AM

What is your poison tonight?

  • Booze
What is your poison tonight?

I believe I shall partake of this lovely domestic number. 2 or 3 bottles should do the trick.

Comments32
  • EilisAug 05, 2016 at 8:27 AMΔ

    Ooooo hows about

    image-1470407205773.jpg

    Getting all Hemingway over here!

    • VertigoKeyzAug 05, 2016 at 8:29 AMΔ

      Never tried it. I hate licorice flavor.

      • EilisAug 05, 2016 at 8:32 AMΔ

        I only like it because it was in that one Hemingway novel that one time

      • VertigoKeyzAug 05, 2016 at 8:36 AMΔ

        Any hallucinations?

      • EilisAug 05, 2016 at 8:38 AMΔ

        No, I don't think they put the rat poison in it anymore

      • TheLizardQueenAug 05, 2016 at 9:09 AMΔ

        Sucker. Real absinthe is amazing. That little green faerie is a hottie.

      • VertigoKeyzAug 05, 2016 at 9:13 AM

        Tinkerbell meets Walter White.

    • TheOtherSideOfThePillowAug 05, 2016 at 9:10 AM

      Absinthe dude. So damn classy.

  • ZorkAug 05, 2016 at 8:23 AMΔ

    Strychnine!

    • VertigoKeyzAug 05, 2016 at 8:24 AM

      I hear it goes down smooth, but the hangover is a bitch.

    • EilisAug 05, 2016 at 8:25 AMΔ

      [/giphy what is strychnine]

      what is strychnine

      • ZorkAug 05, 2016 at 8:28 AMΔ

        Strychnine is POISON -- stay away!

      • EilisAug 05, 2016 at 8:32 AMΔ

        :( :( :(

      • EilisAug 05, 2016 at 8:33 AMΔ

        image-1470407622774.jpg

      • ZorkAug 05, 2016 at 8:33 AMΔ

        ZORK POISON!

      • ZorkAug 05, 2016 at 8:34 AMΔ

        ALWAYS TAKE THE CHEESE!

      • EilisAug 05, 2016 at 8:35 AMΔ

        In truth my poison comes out of two gleaming silver spouts:

        image-1470407716288.jpg

      • EilisAug 05, 2016 at 8:35 AM

        [/giphy mouse cheese]

        mouse cheese

      • TheLizardQueenAug 05, 2016 at 9:09 AMΔ

        I likey your poison picture.

      • TheLizardQueenAug 05, 2016 at 9:10 AMΔ

        Don't make me post the puppet PSA again @Zork "don't ya put it in your mouth..."

      • TheOtherSideOfThePillowAug 05, 2016 at 9:10 AM

        Hahahaha

      • ZorkAug 05, 2016 at 9:12 AMΔ

        LMHO!!!

        Okay, as a cultural exchange, THIS is the PSA that we had in the states (or at least our local area):

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3zds9zaDBc

        WE'RE NOT CANDY!

      • TheLizardQueenAug 05, 2016 at 9:15 AMΔ

        Oh my gaaaawd. Who made these things?!?

      • ZorkAug 05, 2016 at 9:15 AMΔ

        Talking to me? It's hard to tell with these comment branches!
        I'll assume you're talking to me and THANK YOU

      • ZorkAug 05, 2016 at 9:21 AMΔ

        This is SERIOUS!
        We could make you DELIRIOUS!
        You should have a healthy FEAR OF US!
        Too much of us is DANGEROUS!


        WE'RE... NOT... CANDY!!!
        Even though we look so FINE AND DANDY!!!

        Yeah, looks like this was produced near me, might have been a regional thing. I love these old PSAs. I definitely thought of our Little Blue Pills PSA when you showed me your PSA.

      • TheLizardQueenAug 05, 2016 at 9:22 AMΔ

        The "healthy fear of us" part slayed me.

      • ZorkAug 05, 2016 at 9:30 AMΔ

        O!, it's delightful. So catchy, too. It just made me want to eat pills MORE!

        That's how I developed my oxycontin addiction when I was 5...

      • TheLizardQueenAug 05, 2016 at 9:45 AMΔ

        Troo Facts with @Zork.

      • EilisAug 05, 2016 at 10:18 AM

        oh god

      • EilisAug 05, 2016 at 10:20 AM

        Odelightful

  • EilisAug 05, 2016 at 8:24 AMΔ

    I've learned all about this:

    image-1470407084843.jpg

    I got it for an event at /cheers and it packs serious punch!

  • TheLizardQueenAug 05, 2016 at 9:11 AM

    Hmm maybe I can pester the fella into the acquisition of some local gin and craft tonic. Apparently tonic water is good for my fibro? Yeah... That's it.

Moonbeam Cafe

Moonbeam Cafe

Moonbeam Cafe: for the night owls. We are not afraid of the dark. Pour a drink and stay a while.

4339 members
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