For true stories that are so mind-blowingly ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an Onion story.
British Columbia police say man trying to slash tire accidentally severs leg artery
B.C. police say man trying to slash tire accidentally severs leg artery
SAANICH, B.C. -- Police on Vancouver Island say a man acting "possibly out of frustration" over someone's parking ended up in hospital Thursday evening after stabbing himself in the leg. Saanich police say a 37-year-old man from Esquimalt, B.C., was parked at an arena and returned to find a vehicle parked close to his.
ctvnews.ca




Yeeeah I totally know where this happened.