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Not the Onion

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Posted bydookiein/nottheonion-Jan 28 at 10:25 AM

British Columbia police say man trying to slash tire accidentally severs leg artery

B.C. police say man trying to slash tire accidentally severs leg artery

SAANICH, B.C. -- Police on Vancouver Island say a man acting "possibly out of frustration" over someone's parking ended up in hospital Thursday evening after stabbing himself in the leg. Saanich police say a 37-year-old man from Esquimalt, B.C., was parked at an arena and returned to find a vehicle parked close to his.

ctvnews.ca
One comment
  • TheLizardQueenJan 28 at 1:35 PM

    Yeeeah I totally know where this happened.

Not the Onion

Not the Onion

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