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China Is Banning Erotic Banana Eating on Live Streams
China Is Banning Erotic Banana Eating on Live Streams
China has banned 'erotic' banana-eating live streams https://t.co/iZH9LHjBlt pic.twitter.com/6d2uCqHQMe - BBC Newsbeat (@BBCNewsbeat) May 6, 2016 Bananas have long been a phallic food, even if they've been surpassed by the eggplant in the emoji era as of late. But that doesn't mean the Chinese government isn't still worried about them.
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.... what about banana eating like this?
(Also, this is one of my favorite gifs that makes me laugh every time, and I'm so glad I actually have an opportunity to use it for something.)
They have nothing better to do than worry about bananas?