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Dear Cosmopolitan magazine: 'Cancer is not a diet plan'
Dear Cosmopolitan magazine: 'Cancer is not a diet plan'
Cosmopolitan Magazine posts weight loss secret that doesn't take ANY exercise (It's cancer the secret is get cancer) https://t.co/OGeQIoWaXR pic.twitter.com/DI4WZdKvDe - Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 11, 2017 Cosmopolitan, one of the country's most widely distributed consumer magazines, has long come under fire for its focus on physical attractiveness above most everything else.
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Remember when we thought Pepsi was tone deaf?
United: Oh, the guy with the concussion and blood? He tripped.
White House: Hitler didn't gas innocent people.
Cosmo: Check out this new "cancer" diet!
I'm waiting for someone to talk about the slave cruises that brought the African Immigrants to America on this wonderful working vacation!
Well about that...
I knew he called them immigrants. I was expanding.
Can't tell who's being satirical and who's being serious at this point.