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"Eating Instant Noodles Can Make Babies Gay" Claims Indonesian Politician
"Eating Instant Noodles Can Make Babies Gay" Claims Indonesian Politician
Indonesian politician made headlines as he gave out a rather bizarre statement how feeding instant noodles and milk formula to babies can turn them homosexual. During a city-run pregnancy seminar, the mayor of Indonesia's Tangerang city, Arief R Wismansyah said, "To create Indonesian children that are healthy smart and competitive, the most important thing is, from the [...]
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starts shovelling noodles into my mouth
Feeding your kid instant noodles regularly and giving them formula instead of breastfeeding may harm their development but ... not in that way.
This is not even nearly the most ridiculous thing about Indonesian politics though. Direct descendants of those killed in the anti-communist purges of the 1960s are still barred from public office, while those who perpetrated the massacres occupy the highest levels of government.
He has failed in his research on epigenetics. The real answer lies... ha! Ha! No real answer! It's a trick! Everyone can be whatever they want whenever they like! Thanks for playing!
I'm fairly comfortable in my sexuality, but just to be sure...quick, I need a breast.