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Not the Onion

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Posted byTime_Spinnerin/nottheonion-Mar 23 at 5:04 AM

Footballer who had pregnant girlfriend fed to dogs: Get over my 'one mistake'

Footballer who had pregnant girlfriend fed to dogs: Get over my 'one mistake'

A Brazilian soccer player who had his mistress murdered and fed to dogs claims he is "starting over." In his first major interview since being released from prison, 32-year-old Bruno Fernandes de Souza said: "What happened, happened. I made a mistake, a serious one, but mistakes happens in life - I'm not a bad guy."

co.uk
Comments2
  • SleepymachineMar 23 at 5:33 AM

    Often I think we live in a Game of Thrones world.

    (Usually due to politics; people enjoying the pageantry of a 4 year king while he murders people across the world. But interpersonal stuff too.)

  • halfabeanMar 23 at 11:59 AM

    That is like, the very definition of "a bad guy."

Not the Onion

Not the Onion

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