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Former presidential candidate Ben Carson says he won't join Trump's Cabinet because he has no government experience
Former presidential candidate Ben Carson says he won't join Trump's Cabinet because he has no government experience
Update on 'Trump names top aides as he begins laying out a White House strategy'
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Title clarification: Ben Carson says he won't join Trump's cabinet because (he himself, Ben Carson) has no government experience.
His lack of government experience hasnt stopped him from running for president. But I guess I should be happy he finally admits that and doesnt want to be in charge of any government agencies.
In theory someone who has a PHD should be smarter than 90% of congress and many cabinet members but he thinks they used the pyramids to store grain
Having a PHD doesnt mean you know everything, it just means you know whatever you studied. I know quite a few people who are experts in 1 field who have no clue about unrelated fields and some of them cant do basic tasks that are not related to their job.
In order to get any degree you have to pass college level math, English, science etc that are required for every major. I firmly believe many of our legislators are not smart enough to do so...haha
That man confuses the hell out of me. But I'm okay with this particular statement.
Wait. My luggage!!
Legends say that when Ben Carson finally wakes up, no person on Earth will be able to withstand his gaze.
And when he finds his luggage... God help us all.
Small blessings.