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Posted byjamminin/nottheonion-Nov 15, 2016 at 5:47 PM

Former presidential candidate Ben Carson says he won't join Trump's Cabinet because he has no government experience

Former presidential candidate Ben Carson says he won't join Trump's Cabinet because he has no government experience

Update on 'Trump names top aides as he begins laying out a White House strategy'

latimes.com
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  • Time_SpinnerNov 15, 2016 at 7:19 PM

    Title clarification: Ben Carson says he won't join Trump's cabinet because (he himself, Ben Carson) has no government experience.

  • mrjazzyNov 15, 2016 at 6:13 PM

    His lack of government experience hasnt stopped him from running for president. But I guess I should be happy he finally admits that and doesnt want to be in charge of any government agencies.

    • mysoulishomeNov 16, 2016 at 12:44 AM

      In theory someone who has a PHD should be smarter than 90% of congress and many cabinet members but he thinks they used the pyramids to store grain

      • mrjazzyNov 16, 2016 at 12:40 PM

        Having a PHD doesnt mean you know everything, it just means you know whatever you studied. I know quite a few people who are experts in 1 field who have no clue about unrelated fields and some of them cant do basic tasks that are not related to their job.

      • mysoulishomeNov 16, 2016 at 8:49 PM

        In order to get any degree you have to pass college level math, English, science etc that are required for every major. I firmly believe many of our legislators are not smart enough to do so...haha

  • fluffywhitethingNov 15, 2016 at 5:51 PM

    That man confuses the hell out of me. But I'm okay with this particular statement.

    • jamminNov 15, 2016 at 7:41 PM

      Wait. My luggage!!

      • CanamaNov 15, 2016 at 9:45 PM

        Legends say that when Ben Carson finally wakes up, no person on Earth will be able to withstand his gaze.

        And when he finds his luggage... God help us all.

  • Time_SpinnerNov 15, 2016 at 6:14 PM

    Small blessings.

Not the Onion

Not the Onion

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