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Not the Onion

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For true stories that are so mind-blowingly ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an Onion story.

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Posted byomycodin/nottheonion-Dec 21, 2016 at 10:35 AM

'Frozen woman' turns out to be mannequin

'Frozen woman' turns out to be mannequin

Police in the city said they responded to the call Friday morning with an emergency rescue crew. It was cold -- around five degrees Fahrenheit -- and the car had snow cover and looked like it hadn't been moved in a while. Authorities saw an elderly woman in the front passenger seat, police said.

cnn.com

Not funny but definitely weird.

Comments2
  • Esther JonesDec 21, 2016 at 11:10 AM

    "If you park your locked vehicle on the street on a sub-zero night with a life size realistic mannequin seated in it ... we will break your window," he said.

    Um, yeah. As they should.

  • HerbertWestDec 21, 2016 at 11:24 AM

    Huh, a job that gives you a reason to seatbelt mannequins into your car. He needs two more to keep in the back seats, and one in the trunk for extra creepiness.

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