For true stories that are so mind-blowingly ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an Onion story.
'Frozen woman' turns out to be mannequin
'Frozen woman' turns out to be mannequin
Police in the city said they responded to the call Friday morning with an emergency rescue crew. It was cold -- around five degrees Fahrenheit -- and the car had snow cover and looked like it hadn't been moved in a while. Authorities saw an elderly woman in the front passenger seat, police said.
cnn.com
Not funny but definitely weird.




Um, yeah. As they should.
Huh, a job that gives you a reason to seatbelt mannequins into your car. He needs two more to keep in the back seats, and one in the trunk for extra creepiness.