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Kansas Ends Bad Economic News by Not Reporting It
Kansas Ends Bad Economic News by Not Reporting It
"What's measured, improves." So said management legend and author Peter F. Drucker about the value of using metrics to define specific objectives within an organization. Drucker is no longer with us; if he were, he might want to have a few words with Republican Governor Sam Brownback of Kansas.
bloomberg.com




Somewhat similar to Florida's "Nuisance Flooding" directive. Pish, it's not rising ocean water, it's just nuisance flooding. It's temporary.