For true stories that are so mind-blowingly ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an Onion story.
Oregon police respond to report of cat armed with gun-shaped stick
Oregon police respond to report of cat armed with gun-shaped stick
April 27 (UPI) -- Police in Oregon issued a "verbal warning" to a cat reportedly seen armed with a gun-shaped stick. Newport Oregon Police Department shared a photo of a black and white cat perched in a tree with its paw draped over a stick that appeared to resemble an automatic rifle.
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"News media, unsure of how to cover an altercation between police and an individual that is visibly both black and white, opted to drag up the cat's criminal history but also recorded sympathetic testimony from neighbours who claim he was soft-spoken and kept to himself."
Cat: I told you that I wanted Tuna tonight
😅Nooo.
Oregon is one of the states with legal weed, right? Coincidence?😂😂