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Not the Onion

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Posted byTime_Spinnerin/nottheonion-May 02 at 4:19 AM

Oregon police respond to report of cat armed with gun-shaped stick

Oregon police respond to report of cat armed with gun-shaped stick

April 27 (UPI) -- Police in Oregon issued a "verbal warning" to a cat reportedly seen armed with a gun-shaped stick. Newport Oregon Police Department shared a photo of a black and white cat perched in a tree with its paw draped over a stick that appeared to resemble an automatic rifle.

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Comments3
  • Data_7May 02 at 5:53 AM

    "News media, unsure of how to cover an altercation between police and an individual that is visibly both black and white, opted to drag up the cat's criminal history but also recorded sympathetic testimony from neighbours who claim he was soft-spoken and kept to himself."

  • FreedomsPowerMay 02 at 7:20 AM

    Cat: I told you that I wanted Tuna tonight

  • KittxnMay 02 at 4:22 AM

    😅Nooo.

    Oregon is one of the states with legal weed, right? Coincidence?😂😂

Not the Onion

Not the Onion

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