For true stories that are so mind-blowingly ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an Onion story.
Police stop nude jogger on Microsoft campus after seeing 'illuminated' buttocks
Police stop nude jogger on Microsoft campus after seeing 'illuminated' buttocks
The man was not charged with a crime, but police warn that running in the buff could be considered indecent exposure. Share story Microsoft's Redmond campus got a late-night visit from a nude jogger Friday. Officers on the south side of the tech giant's campus, near 15320 N.E.
seattletimes.com




I laughed.
Apparently you have to put the luminescent strips on a different part of your body.