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Not the Onion

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Posted byTime_Spinnerin/nottheonion-Jan 31 at 3:11 PM

Police stop nude jogger on Microsoft campus after seeing 'illuminated' buttocks

Police stop nude jogger on Microsoft campus after seeing 'illuminated' buttocks

The man was not charged with a crime, but police warn that running in the buff could be considered indecent exposure. Share story Microsoft's Redmond campus got a late-night visit from a nude jogger Friday. Officers on the south side of the tech giant's campus, near 15320 N.E.

seattletimes.com
Comments2
  • Esther JonesJan 31 at 3:56 PM

    “We do not have pictures to share of this incident,” police said in the release. “You are welcome.”

    I laughed.

  • BQuirkyFeb 01 at 1:46 AM

    Apparently you have to put the luminescent strips on a different part of your body.

Not the Onion

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