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Selfie toaster prints toast with your face on it
Kitchen gadgets review: the Selfie Toaster - 'a boasty-toasty aberration'
The Selfie Toaster ($69, burntimpressions.com) is a plastic box housing vertical heating elements, overlaid with bespoke cutaway plates. When bread contacts the plate, a pattern is transferred by scorching. The Selfie Toaster ($69, burntimpressions.com) is a plastic box housing vertical heating elements, overlaid with bespoke cutaway plates.
theguardian.com
I keep looking for the "April Fool's!" but it's not there.




I'd start making breakfast for my husband just so every morning I can tell him to "Eat me!"
I... don't even know what to say about this. I just... Really???