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Not the Onion

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For true stories that are so mind-blowingly ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an Onion story.

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Posted byAnonEnlistmentsTylerin/nottheonion-Nov 01, 2016 at 2:56 AM

Thief breaks into car, only steals Kit Kat bar

Thief breaks into car, only steals Kit Kat bar

MANHATTAN, Kan. - Sometimes you just need candy. One thief needed a Kit Kat bar so badly that they broke into a man's car to get one. Well, technically the door was unlocked so it wasn't that hard.

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Comments3
  • AnonBrakesCamilaNov 01, 2016 at 5:40 AM

    Katburglar

    • pedantherNov 03, 2016 at 4:52 PM

      Have a break-in, have a Kit Kat?

      • AnonBrakesCamilaNov 03, 2016 at 5:24 PM

        yes!!!

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