Planetside 2 Depot commercial!

Planetside 2 Depot commercial!

If you were one of the DBG team members that is responsible for marketing Customizations! And you were asked to howl ass and make a "Nationwide" commercial for a bundle in the depot! In case you don't know what a nation wide commercial is, here's an example:

Your life is boring? Your wife cheats on you because you run out of ammunition too fast? You can't take a piss unless you spill it on the floor?

Well this is your lucky day!

Now at local stores! Laser sight strap on! Not only that, but for a limited time only, we offer the strapon with different colors! Red white and yellow! For just 49.99$

Now you can amaze your wife with your 360 no-scopes, Money shot the toilet and never run out of ammunition, all at the same time!

Customer reviews:-

Frizbee2:- "360 no-scopes!" What?...

Techiar:- Oi bro das is good!

BUY BUY BUY!

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Poor man's commercial...

Can you do better?