brainstatic: #TrumpBookReport WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)-As the crisis at the top of their ticket deepened on Sunday, there were increasing calls from Republican officials to replace a man who hates women with a man who hates both women and gays. "We currently have a Presidentia... WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-In what is being described as a best-case scenario, some political experts are predicting that the Republicans could once again be a viable political party as early as the year 2096. Short Imagined Monologues An Impassioned Plea From a Gary Johnson Swing State Precinct Captain. Even though I live in a swing state I'm very comfortable with my decision to support Gary Johnson and I appreciate your taking the time to read this and let me... The OFFICIAL first-ever Presedential debate of 2016, moderated by Matt Caured. Lauren: fed up This is it, Jimmy! I've had it up to here with this election cycle! I've heard the same deal so many times! Not voting for the Democrats is a vote for the Republicans! But what if I don't relate any more to the Democrats than I do to the Re... John Oliver explains how to politely invade a country, why every American owes him a cup of tea and which creationist ideas are best.