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R. W. Warwick, Troubleshooting Your Deathtec Megaton Death Ray
Troubleshooting Your Deathtec Megaton Death Ray
The droning "hold" music continued for ten minutes before someone finally answered. "Welcome to Deathtec Customer Support. My name is Maggie. Can I take your name and customer number please?" "Xenoton the Second, Master of Time, Crusher of Skulls, Drinker of Children's Tears and undisputed Supreme Overlord of Xenoton Prime, customer number five nine six four one two five eight."
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Bewildering Stories, Issue #706, March 13, 2017



