Shitpost or headcanon? Sometimes both!
Headcanon: 001
Ruby/Roman because every time he calls her "Red" i imagine Ruby sitting on his face. Roman eating her out like his life depends on it. Ruby straddling his head with her thighs (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧彡
Mostly prefer the ship in terms of an aged up Ruby, with either a very small age gap or none at all. Idk age gaps are very MMV for me depending on what I'm shipping.
I interpret Roman's character in almost the same way I interpret Matt Miller's character, with the only caveat being that Roman is more accepting of his kinks than Miller. No self loathing to speak of.



