Quote of the Day

Jack: You speak English?

Zhang Tao: I speak a few words.

Jack: How many words?

Zhang Tao: All of them.

Jack: Why do you pretend you can't speak English?

Zhang Tao: It's fun.

Jack: It's fun? Yeah. Guess it would be.

~ Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, "The Harriet Dinner: Part II" (2007)