I think I've finally passed the age where it feels cool to be a grownup...

...and have veered straight into the downhill slide to old age and death.

I received an invite to my 20 year high school reunion...which must be a mistake because I didn't feel old enough to have a 20 year reunion until one of our 19 year old seasonal workers asked me if I was his friend's mom because "you look exactly like her but you've got glasses so I wasn't sure", and I realized that technically I am old enough to have a 19 year old son. It got worse when I asked him how old his friend's mom was (because I wondered if I might know her) and he said "like 50 I think", ouch.

And then our newly-engaged-after-a-whirlwind-totally-utah-romance-of-2-months 24 year old tech asked me for marriage advice because "You've been married like a couple times haven't you? I'm worried about screwing it up. I thought you might have some insights." sigh Apparently I'm who people go to on what NOT to do in a marriage. Great.

This is on top of all 5 of my younger sister's kids all separately calling me grandma last night when I was babysitting them. So apparently 36, still relatively young and hip, 37, nearly dead.