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Fic Rec: In which Itachi May Have a Sister Complex and Satsuki is Exasperated - okayserasera
In which Itachi May Have a Sister Complex and Satsuki is Exasperated - okayserasera - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
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In which Itachi May Have a Sister Complex and Satsuki is Exasperated - okayserasera - 9914 words (complete)
Satsuki is five years old, eyes wide and pitchy-black like those of the baby seals Itachi has seen in the islands of Kiri, when she smiles sweetly and asks her beloved Big Brother the best way to kill a man. Itachi puts down his stick of dango, nods approvingly, and tells her that the best way to kill a man is a senbon to the internal jugular artery in the place where a man’s neck meets the underside of his chin.
Bless this hilarious fic. Bless it hard. Insane Uchiha, and ninja as they were meant to be--batshit.




Oh, I like this kind of batshit ninja. And Sakura being the normal one on the outside of crazy Uchihas (and Naruto) and zombie sex and very complicated family/friend relationships - I love it all.
I cackled frequently reading it. Uncle Madara might very well have been the best part!