Fic Rec: In which Itachi May Have a Sister Complex and Satsuki is Exasperated - okayserasera

In which Itachi May Have a Sister Complex and Satsuki is Exasperated - okayserasera - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]

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In which Itachi May Have a Sister Complex and Satsuki is Exasperated - okayserasera - 9914 words (complete)

Satsuki is five years old, eyes wide and pitchy-black like those of the baby seals Itachi has seen in the islands of Kiri, when she smiles sweetly and asks her beloved Big Brother the best way to kill a man. Itachi puts down his stick of dango, nods approvingly, and tells her that the best way to kill a man is a senbon to the internal jugular artery in the place where a man’s neck meets the underside of his chin.

Bless this hilarious fic. Bless it hard. Insane Uchiha, and ninja as they were meant to be--batshit.