It was a 37-hour episode. First of all, the irony is not lost on me. I've spent this entire season making fun of Millennials for their inability to follow through on things, and now I've missed three weeks (four episodes) of recaps. What was I even doing? Probably nothing importan... Ben & Lauren: Happily Ever After? proves there's more to a compelling television program than the attractiveness of its stars. Are there two more beautiful, more dull beings than these two? I have yet to make it through a single episode without falling as... The unprecedented season premiere of The Bachelor starts right now...with Nick mumbling. I have to turn the volume way up as soon as he starts speaking, and then I am deafened when the music starts. "I'm as surprised as you are that I'm the bachelor," Nic...2 participating Now that Bachelor in Paradise has ended thanks to last week's thank-God-it-finally-happened blindside of the Figginator (I hate myself for typing that), we can finally begin this season. On day 20. Adam immediately sits down and informs Taylor that he scr... Coming back from one of the strangest hidden Idol plays in 397 seasons, Gen X talks about what David did. People aren't even emotional about it. They just stare at him in confusion, wondering why he turned against his group to save someone unpopular. BECA... More from Survivor. The group discusses Mike Birbiglia's latest film, Don't Think Twice ... for about the last 15 minutes. Before that, they have much more fun talking pop culture, with a few minutes on everyone's lame claim to fame. And I am so good at taking pictures of my TV this year.