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werewolvesss

werewolvesss

not really about werewolves, mostly for lulz

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Posted byskazkain/werewolvesss-Aug 25, 2016 at 7:38 AMΔ

what if bruce springsteen were a werewolf

that's why he seldom wears sleeves, his big wolfman arms just rip them right off

visual confirmation:

bruce springsteen in a white tee shirt with no sleeves looking vigorous and in tune with nature

Comments19
  • stepquietlyAug 25, 2016 at 3:48 PMΔ

    I feel like I should mention that a friend wrote me a Bruce Springsteen/Wolverine CANADA MEETS AMERICA SEX fic.

    • skazkaAug 25, 2016 at 5:45 PMΔ

      that sounds, frankly, incredible (also holy shit do you have a link because i am 100% jealous)

      • stepquietlyAug 25, 2016 at 8:44 PMΔ

        https://archiveofourown.org/works/1881774

      • skazkaAug 26, 2016 at 6:36 AM

        thanks!

  • impertinenceAug 25, 2016 at 7:39 AMΔ

    Backstreets makes sense as a werewolf song...my god

    • skazkaAug 25, 2016 at 7:42 AMΔ

      THINK ABOUT IT DUDE

      i need to brainstorm other werewolf songs here, frankly

      • impertinenceAug 25, 2016 at 7:44 AMΔ

        Like ALL of born to run but especially thunder road.

      • skazkaAug 25, 2016 at 7:46 AMΔ

        the lyrics for "thunder road" are an acrostic spelling out "i'm a lonesome werewolf"

      • impertinenceAug 25, 2016 at 7:48 AMΔ

        A lonesome werewolf in need of hugs and a tender railing by his band members

        Was it a full moon when he humped the camera at the superbowl?????

      • skazkaAug 25, 2016 at 7:50 AMΔ

        very possibly, honestly, i would look it up but i only know how to calculate dates for the medieval era

        medieval bard werewolf au??? bisclavret au??? I THINK SO

      • impertinenceAug 25, 2016 at 7:54 AMΔ

        I'm picturing medieval bard bruce springsteen like chaucer in a Knights tale and it is the best/weirdest image, oh my god. Merrily strumming a guitar (???) While singing under the full moon. BUCK ASS NUDE

      • skazkaAug 25, 2016 at 7:55 AM

        honestly if there's one thing i've learned about bruce springsteen it's GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET HIM TO KEEP HIS CLOTHES ON (bc he's a werewolf) so i would, 100%, pay $3.99 for this kindle novel

  • madecunninglyAug 25, 2016 at 7:41 AMΔ

    I THINK THIS MAKES COMPLETE SENSE IF IT'S THE GUY IM THINKING OF

    also what about his buddy- werewolf or nah?

    • skazkaAug 25, 2016 at 7:43 AMΔ

      oh my god do you mean clarence clemons because the answer is... ABSOLUTELY

      also i 100% respect and understand your tenuous ability to distinguish between bruce springsteen and bob dylan; is he wearing sleeves? then he is not a werewolf, and also bob dylan

      • madecunninglyAug 25, 2016 at 7:53 AMΔ

        THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY HELPFUL, except when it's just a headshot like that one mural

      • skazkaAug 25, 2016 at 7:57 AMΔ

        i need to make you a flow chart

        is he wearing a bandanna? -> bruce springsteen

        is he kissing clarence clemons? -> bruce springsteen

        is he in a coen bros movie? -> sorry, bob dylan

        is he singing "tweeter and the monkey man"? -> CLOSE CALL BUT sorry, still bob dylan (pastiching bruce springsteen tho)

      • impertinenceAug 25, 2016 at 9:21 AMΔ

        is "the times they are a' changing" imposed next to his face -> bob dylan

      • madecunninglyAug 25, 2016 at 9:34 AMΔ

        I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BRUCE SPRINSTEEN THIGN

      • skazkaAug 25, 2016 at 10:26 AM

        WHAT

werewolvesss

werewolvesss

not really about werewolves, mostly for lulz

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