I'm picturing medieval bard bruce springsteen like chaucer in a Knights tale and it is the best/weirdest image, oh my god. Merrily strumming a guitar (???) While singing under the full moon. BUCK ASS NUDE
honestly if there's one thing i've learned about bruce springsteen it's GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET HIM TO KEEP HIS CLOTHES ON (bc he's a werewolf) so i would, 100%, pay $3.99 for this kindle novel
oh my god do you mean clarence clemons because the answer is... ABSOLUTELY
also i 100% respect and understand your tenuous ability to distinguish between bruce springsteen and bob dylan; is he wearing sleeves? then he is not a werewolf, and also bob dylan
I feel like I should mention that a friend wrote me a Bruce Springsteen/Wolverine CANADA MEETS AMERICA SEX fic.
that sounds, frankly, incredible (also holy shit do you have a link because i am 100% jealous)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1881774
thanks!
Backstreets makes sense as a werewolf song...my god
THINK ABOUT IT DUDE
i need to brainstorm other werewolf songs here, frankly
Like ALL of born to run but especially thunder road.
the lyrics for "thunder road" are an acrostic spelling out "i'm a lonesome werewolf"
A lonesome werewolf in need of hugs and a tender railing by his band members
Was it a full moon when he humped the camera at the superbowl?????
very possibly, honestly, i would look it up but i only know how to calculate dates for the medieval era
medieval bard werewolf au??? bisclavret au??? I THINK SO
I'm picturing medieval bard bruce springsteen like chaucer in a Knights tale and it is the best/weirdest image, oh my god. Merrily strumming a guitar (???) While singing under the full moon. BUCK ASS NUDE
honestly if there's one thing i've learned about bruce springsteen it's GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET HIM TO KEEP HIS CLOTHES ON (bc he's a werewolf) so i would, 100%, pay $3.99 for this kindle novel
I THINK THIS MAKES COMPLETE SENSE IF IT'S THE GUY IM THINKING OF
also what about his buddy- werewolf or nah?
oh my god do you mean clarence clemons because the answer is... ABSOLUTELY
also i 100% respect and understand your tenuous ability to distinguish between bruce springsteen and bob dylan; is he wearing sleeves? then he is not a werewolf, and also bob dylan
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY HELPFUL, except when it's just a headshot like that one mural
i need to make you a flow chart
is he wearing a bandanna? -> bruce springsteen
is he kissing clarence clemons? -> bruce springsteen
is he in a coen bros movie? -> sorry, bob dylan
is he singing "tweeter and the monkey man"? -> CLOSE CALL BUT sorry, still bob dylan (pastiching bruce springsteen tho)
is "the times they are a' changing" imposed next to his face -> bob dylan
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BRUCE SPRINSTEEN THIGN
WHAT