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There can be only One
- 1 tube of minty fresh toothpaste1 votes
- 2 fertiliser. delicious. fertiliser.1 votes
- 3 pieces of pizza of your choice1 votes
- 4 uninterrupted micro naps1 votes
- 5 minutes hot water in the shower1 votes




This is a cruel, cruel test.
You've gotta be prepared for a no win scenario
I mean, it is Hephaestus Station, after all. I had to go with the toothpaste, because ultimately, I could learn to live with cold showers and a plant monster, but my god, toothpaste.
That fresh breath feeling is something to hold onto but no amount of minty fresh can top delicious mouthfulls of warm fertiliser
I actually thought nothing could top pizza, but a hot shower. Man, I can live without pizza for a long time, but I am not a happy person without a hot shower.