OT: Captain America: Civil War Open Thread (Spoilers)

Because I kinda figured we should have one. If folks want to set up an alternate spoiler-free open thread, you are welcome to do so; but this one will be predicated on the understanding that folks participating either have seen the movie or don't care about spoilers.

(Mod note: I'm not going to see the movie until tonight, so I will probably not be reading this thread until tomorrow. KEEP IT FRIENDLY, KIDS.)