Tales of the Speaky-Man: USB 1

They call me Speaky-Man. And by they, I mean me.

I am the speaky-man because I speak! I speak to no man, but I speak to God. The Gods. Multiple. Several. Plural. In the vernacular.

Had you walked the planes of Zado, doing Speaky to the God (plural?) The ruddy hills are your friends. It rains on occasion. I saw a lizard once. ONCE! Thought he was a new God, add him to my collection. But he told me off he did. Told me to mind my own business. So I did just that.

They live underground. It ain't too nice up here. Actually I love it. Some live in towers, too. Some in trees. Nobody can decide where they wanna be. Me, I've found a happy medium. The ground's the place to be for me.

I Zado, do you?